If We Crawl
Heaton/Rotheray

If we crawl at 2, we could crawl at 22
And grovel at the drop of a hat
And once they've got you down there
It's so hard to restraighten your back
If we crawl at 2, we could crawl at 102

And the target brainless don't quite reach
Covered so kindly on a sideways speech
Is a tiny crab of thought on a sideways beach
Let lesson not the pupils teach
Justice not the lessers breech
And maggots not have fingers wagged at by leech

Well I made Sure I wrote this song in braille
So you could touch the words, the word that sail
From my mouth back to the jail, you could touch the word that sail
From the mouth back to the jail
That is posing as toungue

Curtsies bows, thank you sirs and the wearing of a business suit
lead to complaints of backache and end with a Nazi salute
And once they've got you down there it's so hard to restraighten your back
If we crawl at 2, we could crawl at 222